There was this guy who went to the dentist to get a tooth pulled.

First off the dentist said, "I'll give you a shot to numb your jaw."

But the guy said, "No, please don't do that, I'm afraid of needles."

The dentist said, "OK, I'll get out the gas to put you to sleep."

However the guy said, "Nope, I'm allergic to the gas."

So the dentist said, "Just a minute, I'll go look for something else."

After awhile he came back with a couple of pills.

The guy asked, "What kind of pills are those?"

The dentist said, "Viagra."

The guy said, "WHAT! Why these?"

The dentist said, "They won't help the pain, but they'll give you something to hang on to while I pull your damn tooth!!

ouch!

I thought you men would appreciate that one.

As it would turn out I had to take my son to the dentist for an emergency visit today. The dentist started talking about pulling teeth and this joke came to mind. He looked at me funny because I giggled. Luckily the tooth didn't have to be pulled but Jeff has a hairline fracture on one tooth and has strained the ligaments holding 2 teeth and thats what is causing his pain. The dentist said it was like when you strain your ankle and you need to keep off of it for a week. Jeff will have to keep stuff off of that side of his mouth for the week. I never heard of such a thing.

Thats good! OOOH here'* one! There once was a man from Nantucket, whose,....er,....well,....um,...nevermind