One of my favorite lines...

I'm dating a midget stripper....I met her jumping out of a cupcake.

Or...

Spot you? I saw you when I came in! Geez, Ray Charles could spot you.

If you you haven't heard him, the second will be totally wasted on ya.

Git R Done is an old phrase, but Larry the Cable Guy uses it at his catch phrase. "Here'* Your Sign" is Bill Engvall. Both of these guys were part of the "Blue Collar Comedy Tour" with Jeff Foxworthy (You might be a Redneck) and Ron "Tater Salad" White, and it was "Redneck Week" this week on Comedy Central, so they been playing them all...