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Old 07-26-2003, 08:44 AM   #31
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You think y'all got George W beat?
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Old 07-26-2003, 09:33 AM   #32
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Originally Posted by ratmfan2118
"My kid beat up your honour roll student"
Here is how I remember this one:

"I have a student on the football team at East Park High School that will kick your honor roll student'* ***."
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Old 07-26-2003, 12:49 PM   #33
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Quote:
Best one I've seen to date is:
"My other ride is YOUR girlfriend!"
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Old 07-31-2003, 01:36 AM   #34
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Some more cute one'* I came across tonight...

I(nternal) R(evenue) *(ervice):
We've got what it takes
to take what you've got.

God must love stupid people...He made SO many.

Your kid may be an Honor Student,
but YOU'RE still an idiot.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

I don't have a license to kill.
I have a learner'* permit.

Madness takes its toll.
Please have exact change.


5 days a week my body is a temple.
The other two, it'* an amusement park.


If you can read this I can hit my brakes and sue you

Don't drink and drive...
You might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Where there'* a will...I want to be in it
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Old 07-31-2003, 01:40 AM   #35
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5 days a week my body is a temple.
The other two, it'* an amusement park
No funky tatoos though...remember that?

Thats a funny list Hailey
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"i'm not playing with the radio, I'm trying to find my Glock"

i just made it up
good for urban ares...
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Quote:
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"i'm not playing with the radio, I'm trying to find my Glock"

i just made it up
good for urban ares...
Ooooh, good one...I can't believe you just made that up! rockin...
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"I stopped being sexist, because B**ches hate that sh*t" (Good old flea market)

Now 4 a few I made up:

I'm not drinking and driving...I drank, then I drove

Stop staring at my ***

If you can read this you must be RICE

If you can't read this honk your horn (for the stupid ppl)

If you can read this GET THE F*** OFF MY A$$!! (in small font)

If you are reading this keep your eyes on the road!!

If you are a cop, wait till I throw my drugs out the window

If you are a cop, I don't have a front plate on, so pull me over

And my personal favorite:

SSEEEYAA
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"Unless you are a hemroid get off of my ***"
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Slated to be put on my future Bonnie:

"I Beat Up Your Honors Student"

"What Are You Looking At?"

"My Karma Ran Over My Dogma"

"DIE TAILGATER SCUM"

On a friend'* car:

"I Was Indian Before Being Indian Was Cool"

On another car:

"If you can read this, you probably didn't go to an L.A. public school"

And here are a few I made to sell on Cafepress:





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