Funny bumper stickers
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Originally Posted by ratmfan2118
"My kid beat up your honour roll student"
"I have a student on the football team at East Park High School that will kick your honor roll student'* ***."
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Some more cute one'* I came across tonight...
I(nternal) R(evenue) *(ervice):
We've got what it takes
to take what you've got.
God must love stupid people...He made SO many.
Your kid may be an Honor Student,
but YOU'RE still an idiot.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
I don't have a license to kill.
I have a learner'* permit.
Madness takes its toll.
Please have exact change.
5 days a week my body is a temple.
The other two, it'* an amusement park.
If you can read this I can hit my brakes and sue you
Don't drink and drive...
You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Where there'* a will...I want to be in it
I(nternal) R(evenue) *(ervice):
We've got what it takes
to take what you've got.
God must love stupid people...He made SO many.
Your kid may be an Honor Student,
but YOU'RE still an idiot.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
I don't have a license to kill.
I have a learner'* permit.
Madness takes its toll.
Please have exact change.
5 days a week my body is a temple.
The other two, it'* an amusement park.
If you can read this I can hit my brakes and sue you
Don't drink and drive...
You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Where there'* a will...I want to be in it
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Originally Posted by Damemorder
"i'm not playing with the radio, I'm trying to find my Glock"
i just made it up
good for urban ares...
i just made it up
good for urban ares...
rockin... 
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"I stopped being sexist, because B**ches hate that sh*t" (Good old flea market)
Now 4 a few I made up:
I'm not drinking and driving...I drank, then I drove
Stop staring at my ***
If you can read this you must be RICE
If you can't read this honk your horn (for the stupid ppl)
If you can read this GET THE F*** OFF MY A$$!! (in small font)
If you are reading this keep your eyes on the road!!
If you are a cop, wait till I throw my drugs out the window
If you are a cop, I don't have a front plate on, so pull me over
And my personal favorite:
SSEEEYAA
(Good old flea market)Now 4 a few I made up:
I'm not drinking and driving...I drank, then I drove
Stop staring at my ***
If you can read this you must be RICE
If you can't read this honk your horn (for the stupid ppl)
If you can read this GET THE F*** OFF MY A$$!! (in small font)
If you are reading this keep your eyes on the road!!
If you are a cop, wait till I throw my drugs out the window
If you are a cop, I don't have a front plate on, so pull me over
And my personal favorite:
SSEEEYAA
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Slated to be put on my future Bonnie:
"I Beat Up Your Honors Student"
"What Are You Looking At?"
"My Karma Ran Over My Dogma"
"DIE TAILGATER SCUM"
On a friend'* car:
"I Was Indian Before Being Indian Was Cool"
On another car:
"If you can read this, you probably didn't go to an L.A. public school"
And here are a few I made to sell on Cafepress:
"I Beat Up Your Honors Student"
"What Are You Looking At?"
"My Karma Ran Over My Dogma"
"DIE TAILGATER SCUM"
On a friend'* car:
"I Was Indian Before Being Indian Was Cool"
On another car:
"If you can read this, you probably didn't go to an L.A. public school"
And here are a few I made to sell on Cafepress: