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Old 12-19-2003, 07:04 PM   #1
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Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
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Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.
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Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
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Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.
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Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
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When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
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Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
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Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
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Meow occasionally.
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Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
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Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
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Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
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Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
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Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
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When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"
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Say "Ding!" at each floor.
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Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
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Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
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Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
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Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
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Put a box on the floor and whenever somebody comes in, say "Do you hear clicking?"
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Old 12-19-2003, 07:37 PM   #2
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The new socks one is damn funny
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Another thing to do. Walk in, and stare at the back wall. Just don't turn around. Many people will join you, since they don't want to stand out.
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A buddy of mine knows for a fact that playing in the elevator can get you into trouble. The radio station he DJ'ed for decided it'd be fun for him to ride in an elevator downtown all morning providing music. He got asked to leave peacefully before he was escorted out..

I have an MP3 of the broadcast, it'* pretty funny!!
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