Romantic Evening
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Romantic Evening
A MARRIED COUPLE IN THEIR EARLY 60'* WERE OUT
CELEBRATING THEIR 35TH ANNIVERSARY IN A QUIET,
ROMANTIC LITTLE RESTAURANT.
SUDDENLY, A TINY BEAUTIFUL FAIRY APPEARED ON THEIR
TABLE AND SAID,"FOR BEING SUCH AN EXEMPLARY MARRIED
COUPLE AND FOR BEING SO FAITHFUL TO EACH OTHER FOR
ALL THIS TIME, I WILL GRANT YOU EACH A WISH."
"OH, I WANT TO TRAVEL AROUND THE WORLD WITH MY DARLING
HUSBAND" SAID THE WIFE."THE FAIRY WAVED HER MAGIC WAND
AND POOF-TWO TICKETS FOR THE QUEEN MARY II LUXURY
LINER APPEARED IN HER HANDS.
THEN IT WAS THE HUSBAND'* TURN. HE THOUGHT FOR A
MOMENT AND SAID: "WELL, THIS IS ALL VERY ROMANTIC, BUT
AN OPPORTUNITY LIKE THIS WILL NEVER COME AGAIN. I'M
SORRY MY LOVE, BUT MY WISH IS TO HAVE A WIFE 30 YEARS
YOUNGER THAN ME."
THE WIFE, AND THE FAIRY, WERE DEEPLY DISAPPOINTED, BUT
A WISH IS A WISH.... SO THE FAIRY WAVED HER MAGIC WAND
AND - POOF! - THE HUSBAND BECAME 92 YEARS OLD.
THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
MEN WHO ARE UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS SHOULD REMEMBER
FAIRIES ARE FEMALE.
CELEBRATING THEIR 35TH ANNIVERSARY IN A QUIET,
ROMANTIC LITTLE RESTAURANT.
SUDDENLY, A TINY BEAUTIFUL FAIRY APPEARED ON THEIR
TABLE AND SAID,"FOR BEING SUCH AN EXEMPLARY MARRIED
COUPLE AND FOR BEING SO FAITHFUL TO EACH OTHER FOR
ALL THIS TIME, I WILL GRANT YOU EACH A WISH."
"OH, I WANT TO TRAVEL AROUND THE WORLD WITH MY DARLING
HUSBAND" SAID THE WIFE."THE FAIRY WAVED HER MAGIC WAND
AND POOF-TWO TICKETS FOR THE QUEEN MARY II LUXURY
LINER APPEARED IN HER HANDS.
THEN IT WAS THE HUSBAND'* TURN. HE THOUGHT FOR A
MOMENT AND SAID: "WELL, THIS IS ALL VERY ROMANTIC, BUT
AN OPPORTUNITY LIKE THIS WILL NEVER COME AGAIN. I'M
SORRY MY LOVE, BUT MY WISH IS TO HAVE A WIFE 30 YEARS
YOUNGER THAN ME."
THE WIFE, AND THE FAIRY, WERE DEEPLY DISAPPOINTED, BUT
A WISH IS A WISH.... SO THE FAIRY WAVED HER MAGIC WAND
AND - POOF! - THE HUSBAND BECAME 92 YEARS OLD.
THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
MEN WHO ARE UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS SHOULD REMEMBER
FAIRIES ARE FEMALE.
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Romance is hard ( at least for me ). Been married for 14 + years. I keep forgetting to still date my wife an all that. 14 years three kids. Date time kinda gets pushed to the side. I know shame on me.......
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Originally Posted by james tharp
Romance is hard ( at least for me ). Been married for 14 + years. I keep forgetting to still date my wife an all that. 14 years three kids. Date time kinda gets pushed to the side. I know shame on me.......
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At least you try!! Most men are as romantic as a wet washcloth Most women are so easy to please it isn't even funny! We really don't require all that most men think we do.
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That would be me!! I am hopelessly romantic. I like to give as much as receive. There are others like me around. You just have to find us.
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Originally Posted by BLACK94SSEi
I usually try to be romantic but then since women want equal opportunity, I wait around for her to be romantic towards me too