THE HUSBAND AND THE FORGOTTEN WEDDING ANNIVERSARY

Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really MAD. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds. AND IT BETTER BE THERE".

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.

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I would know... I reposted it myself.

HOLY TRIPPPLE POST IN A WEEK!

This one seems popular, for some reason. I don't get it? I still think it'* funny though.

When you get married it will make perfect sense

Where ya been Tracey?????????

MyLittleBlackbird is getting married Monday

Been married almost 2 months now

Ooopsy!!! Well then he should know already

They haven't been together long enough for him to get sarcastic and inconsiderate

This is true It is really quite sad when a relationship turns bad. I hate when that happens. I think you should always treat your spouse like you were still dating them (you know how you are always on your best behaviour). I mean you love them and you shouldn't stop trying to be good to them just because you got married. You should treat them even better and that will enhance the relationship.

Must resist sexist marriage jokes....