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Old 12-31-2005, 08:51 AM
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Default What'* the matter old timer

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A teenager walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different
colors: green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.
The old man just stared. Every time the teenager looked, the old man was staring.
The teenager finally said sarcastically, "What'* the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?" Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
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Old 12-31-2005, 09:06 AM
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You were up early this morning honey.....Starting the day off with a laugh, what could be better
Old 12-31-2005, 01:36 PM
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Heard that one before. Still funny as hell.
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that'* awsome!!
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Oh PDad, you'll work for me? Awesome.

"Will Work For Fuel"

Looks like you're working for me now.

Fuel
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Originally Posted by fuelforthesoul1999
Oh PDad, you'll work for me? Awesome.

"Will Work For Fuel"

Looks like you're working for me now.

Fuel
Sorry Fuel, but he works for me..........and the car is mine.
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That'* a good one....even Laura laughed.

.....Starting the day off with a laugh, what could be better
I know one thing..
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Originally Posted by 2000SilverBullet
That'* a good one....even Laura laughed.

.....Starting the day off with a laugh, what could be better
I know one thing..
read my mind
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Originally Posted by Jack
Originally Posted by 2000SilverBullet
That'* a good one....even Laura laughed.

.....Starting the day off with a laugh, what could be better
I know one thing..
read my mind
Ditto!! First you start off with and then he can make you laugh later.


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