*LOS ANGELES HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM*









NAME____________________

GANG/CREW NAME______________ CRIB_________________


1. Ramone has an AK-47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6 out of
every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many
drive-by shootings can Ramone attempt before he has to reload?

2. Otis has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320
and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest
of his hold?

3. Rufus pimps 3 ho'*. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per
day must each ho turn to support Rufus'* $800 per day crack habit?

4. Dave wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20%
profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to obtain the 20% profit?

5. Desmond gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette, and
$100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4'*, how many more
Corvettes must he steal to have $900?

6. Tom got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his
common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will
be left when he gets out?

7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average
letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with 3 eight ounce
cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?

8. T yrone knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27 girls in his gang.
What is the exact percentage of girls Tyrone knocked up?

9. LaSheena is a lookout for the gang. LaSheena also has a Boa Constrictor
that eats 3 small rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If LaSheena makes
$700 week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed the Boa on one week'*
income?

10. Marvin steals Joe'* skate board. As Marvin skates away at 15 mph, Joe
loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Joe 20 seconds to load his piece, how far
away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?

Shouldn't that be Los Santos Math Profeciency exam??

More like....

"Cleveland City Schools High school Proficiency Exam"

This is funny. This is an oldie but a goodie I have it from 7 or 8 years ago and is printed on that waxy fax paper.

I liked the "Learnin' to spell with Darnell" one

Man, first day of skool and this turkey gives us a test.

1) 2.3
2) $4292 @ 85 a gram or $4617 if sold by 8balll
3) 3.14 tricks a day
4) 3000
5) 1
6) 2800$
7) 15.4
11.11%
9) 46.666666666666666666666666666667
10) 0.0833333333333333333 miles

i know i got some wrong but its quarter till 3 in the morn...

Excuse me, sir, you forgot to state your name, gang/crew name, and crib.