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Old 02-01-2007, 12:07 PM
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There are over 11,000 male urologists in the US.

But now a few women have entered the field.

A man goes to a female urologist for an exam. The female doctor says,
"I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a
little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on
your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take
a deep breath and say 99."

The guy did as the doctor instructed and said, "99".

The doctor says, "Great. Now turn over on your left side and again, while
I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say 99."

Again, the guy says, "99."

The doctor said, "Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back
with your knees raised slightly. I am going to check your prostate with
this hand, and with the other hand I am going to hold on to your *****.

Now take a deep breath and say 99."

The guy says, "One .... two .... three .... four ....
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Lol I don't get it Am I really that dumb??
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Aaaaahhh!! It has been told to me lol (I am a idiot)
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Originally Posted by Pearl_bonnie02
Lol I don't get it Am I really that dumb??
Want to play doctor?

Good one Jim!! So how high did you count to before the female urologist let go?
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Lol! You kinda walked into that one Leslie.
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that was a funny one.
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