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Old 12-01-2006, 08:35 AM   #1
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AGE - DRINK
17 - Wine Coolers
25 - White wine
35 - Red wine
48 - Dom Perignon
66 - Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser

AGE - EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES
17 - Need to wash my hair
25 - Need to wash and condition my hair
35 - Need to colour my hair
48 - Need to have Francois colour my hair
66 - Need to have Francois colour my wig

AGE - FAVORITE SPORT
17 - shopping
25 - shopping
35 - shopping
48 - shopping
66 - shopping

AGE - DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
17 - "Burger King"
25 - "Free meal"
35 - "A diamond"
48 - "A bigger diamond"
66 - "Home Alone"

AGE - FAVORITE FANTASY
17 - tall, dark and handsome
25 - tall, dark and handsome with money
35 - tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain
48 - a man with hair
66 - a man

AGE - HOUSE PET
17 - Muffy the cat
25 - Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat
35 - German Shepherd and Muffy the Cat
48 - Children from his first marriAGE - and Muffy the Cat
66 - Retired ex dabbles in taxidermy, stuffs Muffy the Cat

AGE - IDEAL AGE - TO GET MARRIED
17 - 17
25 - 25
35 - 35
48 - 48
66 - 66

AGE - IDEAL DATE
17 - He offers to pay
25 - He pays
35 - He cooks breakfast the next morning
48 - He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids
66 - He can chew breakfast
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Eh, not bad...I'll give it a 3.5 out of 5...

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Eh, not bad...I'll give it a 3.5 out of 5...

We'll have to wait on the "official" Aldridge rating
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Eh, not bad...I'll give it a 3.5 out of 5...

We'll have to wait on the "official" Aldridge rating
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It rates a 2 by my standards. LOL The only thing I agreed with was the favorite sport.

I've never liked wine or champagne, I just say no if I don't want to date that particular person, A successful date is one where he isn't all hands , We won't discuss the fantasy, and I will always have a dog as a pet.
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....and THERE you have it folks...

The "Official" rating.

Any questions?
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....and THERE you have it folks...

The "Official" rating.

Any questions?
And it was rated on a Friday,just imagine if it had been rated on a "that time of the month" Moanday
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....and THERE you have it folks...

The "Official" rating.

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And it was rated on a Friday,just imagine if it had been rated on a "that time of the month" Moanday
FYI- it was
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....and THERE you have it folks...

The "Official" rating.

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And it was rated on a Friday,just imagine if it had been rated on a "that time of the month" Moanday
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....and THERE you have it folks...

The "Official" rating.

Any questions?
And it was rated on a Friday,just imagine if it had been rated on a "that time of the month" Moanday
FYI- it was
I was just kidding! It should have been obvious by how good of a mood I'm in
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