Favorite Quotations
I named my iPod "The Titanic". Then when I plugged it to the computer it read “The Titanic is synching
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die.
If a man argues in the woods and he is alone- is his wife STILL right?
I put the sexy in dyslexic.
Baby, I didn't mean it like that... Everybody knows Ho is short for Honey
You're like a slinky - completely useless, but fun to push down stairs.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die.
If a man argues in the woods and he is alone- is his wife STILL right?
I put the sexy in dyslexic.
Baby, I didn't mean it like that... Everybody knows Ho is short for Honey
You're like a slinky - completely useless, but fun to push down stairs.
I wonder how people would react if I walked into SeaWorld with a fishing pole ?!?
You know you live in hick town when the jackolantern have more teeth then all your neighbors!
"The great thing about Facebook is you can say whatever you want and quote it by some one completely random" -George Washington
You know you live in hick town when the jackolantern have more teeth then all your neighbors!
"The great thing about Facebook is you can say whatever you want and quote it by some one completely random" -George Washington
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