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This is really sick. open at risk.
Eewwwwwwwwwwww
During an hour'* swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
An average person'* yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.
HAVE A GREAT DAY...
.....and wash your damn hands
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During an hour'* swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
An average person'* yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.
HAVE A GREAT DAY...
.....and wash your damn hands
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Re: This is really sick. open at risk.
Originally Posted by toddster
Eewwwwwwwwwwww
During an hour'* swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.
I knew I felt a warm area
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
yuk we'll skip this one.
An average person'* yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
huh........... oh! fast food
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
and 14 while I was awake.
Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
wtf is that all about.
At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
I keep telling my aunts to stop kissing me.
Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases. ]
time to change the HEPA filter
HAVE A GREAT DAY...
.....and wash your damn hands
yes please do.
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:o :o :o :o :o :o
During an hour'* swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.
I knew I felt a warm area
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
yuk we'll skip this one.
An average person'* yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
huh........... oh! fast food
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
and 14 while I was awake.
Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
wtf is that all about.
At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
I keep telling my aunts to stop kissing me.
Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases. ]
time to change the HEPA filter
HAVE A GREAT DAY...
.....and wash your damn hands
yes please do.
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:o :o :o :o :o :o
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I am going to start sniffing a woman'* fingers before shaking hands.
You know what is really gross is people'* personal habits.
Gross stuff like - how many people pick their nose and wipe it under the car seat?
You know what is really gross is people'* personal habits.
Gross stuff like - how many people pick their nose and wipe it under the car seat?
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...................I was gonna say somethin.............but I gotta get out the lysol and grab a beer...............and floss( I ate a Mc D'* on way home.)
Thats was way more than I needed to know.
Nice adlib gumball
Thats was way more than I needed to know.
Nice adlib gumball
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Originally Posted by gxp rules
...................I was gonna say somethin.............but I gotta get out the lysol and grab a beer...............and floss( I ate a Mc D'* on way home.)
Thats was way more than I needed to know.
Nice adlib gumball
Thats was way more than I needed to know.
Nice adlib gumball
nuff said...
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i can sometimes smell it on women, one time i smelled it on a woman who was 2 whole people in front of me in line at the movies, and one time a group of my friends was going to a theme park, one of the girl we went to pick up, her mom said she would be out in a minute, 15 minutes later she comes out and the smell was so obvious to me i couldnt believe nobody else noticed it
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Gross stuff like - how many people pick their nose and wipe it under the car seat?
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