A man notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense."

"So," he says, "I didn't know you were into earrings."

"Don't make a big deal of it, it'* only an earring," the co-worker replies peevishly.

His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to say, "So, how long have you been wearing one?"

"Ever since my wife found it in my truck."

haha thats a good one i saw something similar in a magazine only it was a cartoon.and the earing was a bra

Nice one Kev. Even made Mrs V smile, but not for long. hehehe Why don't they see the humor in these?

Goood one kev

Goo done. My mom told me a story about before I was born. She found a pair of pantyhose in the glove box of the car, and they didn't belong to her. My dad said he knew nothing about it, she didn't believe him. A few months later my aunt Suzy asked if my mom had her pantyhose, she took them off and put them in the glove box.

I had a similar experience. After moving, a pair of black panties turned up in my laundry. What an awkward day it was when my girlfriend saw those and realized they weren't hers. It took a LOT of trust to get me out of that one.

Sooo, just why did you try them on, and why was it so hard to get you out of them? Never mind, don't ask, don't tell

And the Gauntlet hits the floor!

They just migrated with the bed sheets and mattress pad, which I balled up, put in a box, took out of a box, washed, and let my girlfriend take out of the dryer. That'* when she found them and yelling ensued.

Besides, they would never have fit me.

Because women think wayyyyyy different lol