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Old 01-07-2006, 12:52 AM   #1
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~ HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE ~

''End of the Year Thank You to All'

I just wanted to thank you all for taking the time and trouble to send me "forwards" over the past 12 months.

Extra thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat crap in the glue on envelopes,
because I now have to go get a wet towel every time I need to seal an envelope.
Also, I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.

Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.
I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper, since the people who make these products are atheists
who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans. I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave
because it causes cancer.

I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.

I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants, even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone might drug me with a cologne sample and rob me.

I no longer receive packages from, nor send packages by, UPS or FedEx since they are actually
Al Qaeda in disguise.

I no longer answer the phone, because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get
a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore and Uzbekistan.

I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.

I no longer have any sneakers -- but that will change once I receive my free replacements pair from Nike.

I no longer have to buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe.

I no longer worry about my soul because at last count I have 363,214 angels looking out for me.

Thanks to you.....
I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I forward an e-mail to seven/ten of my friends
and make a wish within five minutes.

I no longer have any money because I gave them to a sick girl who is about to die in the hospital
(for the 258th time) but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending
me for participating in their special email program.

Yes, I want to thank you so much for looking out for me that I will now return the favor!

If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 7 minutes,
a large pigeon with a wicked case of diarrhea will land on your head at 6:00 p.m. Chicago time this evening.
I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor'* ex-mother-in-law'*
second husband'* cousin'* beautician.
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I've read that before but it is a good one! I use a moistener to wet the envelopes and I do always wipe my cans before I open them.
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I no longer have to buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe.

Haro you sent it to him as well
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