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Old 06-03-2007, 05:11 PM   #1
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Drunk vs Stoner

What’* the difference between a drunk and a stoner?







A drunk drives through the stop sign; a stoner waits for it to turn green.
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hahaha, so true.
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That'* why you should always mix the two so it cancels out the effects and you only partially stop then accelerate cause you think the green light is a drag strip light.
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I have waited for a stop sign to turn green.
I have also tried to go at a red light once traffic cleared, like I was at a stop sign.
Short term memory loss is terrible.
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I've come to a blinking red light, carefully came to a complete stop in case there were cops around so they wouldn't think I was stoned.... Then realized it was yellow
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I've come to a blinking red light, carefully came to a complete stop in case there were cops around so they wouldn't think I was stoned.... Then realized it was yellow

ROFL!!!
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