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Old 04-25-2007, 01:10 PM   #1
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A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few
minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the
bathroom.

A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through
the bar.

The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is
screaming.

"What'* all the screaming about in there? You're scaring the
customers!"

"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush,
something
comes up and squeezes the hell out of my *********."

With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says. "You
idiot!......
You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
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What a visual that makes!!! LMAO!!
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Is it wrong if I can somehow picture a good friend doing this?
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why are you flushing while sitting down anyways?
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Courtsey flush?
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Courtsey flush?
LOL...spelling errors rule
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i have an idea who you are talking about
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I do too for some reaon.... lol
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