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Old 10-01-2007, 09:51 PM   #1
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T o my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it'* better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ****.

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HAHAHAHA, now that I like
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alcohol is the waste product of yeast. Therefore drinking alcohol is the same as drinking yeast poo.

however i like the theory
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Dang it Toasty... you had to ruin it for me didn't ya
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rrrreeeeeeppooosstt.
Yeah I posted it last week I think. LOL
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in that case, im enjoying a bottle of latrobe'* finest yeast poo right now.
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water FTW. (coming form someone who jjust drank 6 shots of 99 bananas.
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I'll drink to that!
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