Dr. Seuss' Purity Test

Have you done it on a boat?
Have you done it with a goat?
Have you done it in the car?
Have you simply gone too far?

Have you done it on the beach?
Have you done it with the teach?
Have you done it on your back?
Have you done it strapped to a rack?

Have you done it in a box?
Have you done it with a fox?
Have you done it in a tree?
Have you done it with more than three?

Have you done it in the rain?
Have you done it for the pain?
Have you done it packed in rubber?
Have you done it undercover?

Have you done it on a perch?
Have you done it in a church?
Have you done it with a virgin?
Have you done it with a sturgeon?

Have you done it with ropes and chains?
Have you done it while insane?
Have you done it on the stage?
Have you done it underage?

Have you done it with all your friends?
Have you done it in both ends?
Have you done it with your dog?
Have you done it on a log?

Have you done it under clamps?
Have you done it with the lamps?
Have you done it without style?
Have you done it up a mile?

Have you done it for all to see?
Have you ever had VD?
Have you done it while on tape?
Have you done it out of shape?

Have you done it in the gym?
Have you done it on a whim?
Have you done it on a dare?
Do you really think we care?

Answer these and count your "NO"*,
Pray this number never grows;
Forty questions we asked thee,
Score times 2.5 is your Purity.