On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:
"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third timewill cost you $180. Are there any questions?"

"How much for a season pass?"

So how much is a seasons pass

Gumby don't know..they didn't have dorms when he went to school...lol

Brings back fond memories of delivering to the college girls when I did furniture deliveries

Heck............

They didn't even have paved roads

Paved roads???! More like they still had to maneuver the chariots around all the trees!

yeah, when he went to college toga parties they just wore their everyday clothes

Hey!!!!!

thats it. its go time

My dorm freshman year was co-ed.

What a great year that was.