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Old Mar 28, 2006 | 11:03 AM
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A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge.

The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, 'I'll take that bet!'

Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed.

The redhead said 'I can't take this, you're my friend.'

The blonde said 'No. A bet'* a bet'.

So the redhead said 'Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money'.

The blonde replied, 'Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!'
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Old Mar 28, 2006 | 11:08 AM
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:?
I don't get it.
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Old Mar 28, 2006 | 11:14 AM
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I don't get it.
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Old Mar 28, 2006 | 11:18 AM
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I don't get it.
Shut up Bill, I'm not blonde.
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Old Mar 28, 2006 | 01:57 PM
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Shut up Bill, I'm not blonde.
You were serious about that?
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Old Mar 28, 2006 | 02:39 PM
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HAHA, how could you not get that, that was soo funny...kinda a variation on a whole lot of the same joke, but still funny...lol

well if you aren't blonde, you sure do act the part lol
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