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Old 12-18-2006, 06:16 PM   #1
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A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little
girl stopped beside him on her shiny new bike. Nice bike," the cop
said,
"Did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "He sure
did!"


The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a
safety violation, saying, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector
light
on the back of it."

The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there
sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.

The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa
the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top.
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bwah ha ha!
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Now I dont care who you are that is funny right there.
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