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Old 02-16-2010, 12:15 AM   #1
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Default Democrat, Republican, Redneck?

Can't remember if this posted here before, pretty funny!

Are
you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that
will help you decide.



The answer can be found by posing the following question:






You're walking down a
deserted street with your wife
and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic
Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the
knife, and charges at you.


You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.


You have mere seconds
before he reaches you and your family. What do
you do?


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THEN SCROLL DOWN:





Democrat'*

Answer :


Well, that'* not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor or oppressed?


Have I ever done anything to him that
would inspire him to attack?


Could we run away? What does my wife think?

What about the kids?


Could I possibly swing the gun like a club
and knock the knife out of his hand?


What does the law say about
this situation?


Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?


Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message does this send to society and to my children?


Is it possible he'd be happy with just
killing me?


Does he definitely want to kill me, or would
he be content just to wound me?


If I were to grab his knees and hold
on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?


Should I call 9-1-1?


Why is this street so deserted?


We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and
make this a happier, healthier street that would
discourage such behavior.


This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with
some friends for few days and try to come to a

consensus.

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Republican'*

Answer:


BANG!



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Redneck'*
Answer:


BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG!
BANG!
BANG !
Click

.
.
..
(Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG!

BANG! Click
Daughter:

Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hydrashocks?

Son:

Can I shoot the next one?

Wife:
You ain't taking that to the taxidermist!
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Old 02-16-2010, 12:24 AM   #2
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One bang for me please.
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Well that settles it I'm a redneck
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LOL

What no option for cutting off his gonads?
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I believe the gonad removal would fall under redneck.
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Yep, the gonads would fall under the redneck IF he took it to the taxidermist. Otherwise, they are used for target practice.
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