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Old 11-17-2005, 10:23 AM   #1
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Dear Tide Company:

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it
all through my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the
best. Now that I am in my fifties, I find it even better! In fact,
about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse.
My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to berate me about how
clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.

One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with a lot of his
blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a
bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out.

After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of Liquid Tide
with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of
the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who
came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and
then my attorney called and said that I would no longer be considered a
suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief! Going through
menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect!

I thank you,once again,for having such a great product. Well, gotta go.
I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people
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I just love this one!! It makes me laugh everytime I read it....
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Old 11-17-2005, 10:47 AM   #3
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I've actually seen similar "stories" to other companies. But when my "secret source" sent this one to me, I had to share it....

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Oldie but a goodie MOS....still makes me laugh
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