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Old 03-19-2007, 04:18 PM   #1
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Dear Tech Support Team:
>
>Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
>
>I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes
>that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
>
>In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now
>monitors all other system activities.
>
>Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Football 5.0, BeerWithBuddies
>7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever
>attempted to run. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while
>attempting to run my favorite applications.
>
>I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall'
>doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
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>Please help!





Dear Troubled User:
>
>This is a very common problem that people complain about.
>
>Many people upgrade from Girlfriend x.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it
>is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
>
>Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run
>EVERYTHING!!!
>
>It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.
>
>It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the
>system once installed.
>
>You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not
>to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under
>Warnings-Alimony-Child Support).
>
>I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the environment.
>
>I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate
>software augmentation.
>
>The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
>ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the
>system will return to normal anyway.
>
>Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
>Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep
>3.0, Cook
>1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs.
>Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 .
>Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0
>is to purchase additional software. I recommend Dresses 2.1 and
>Jewellery 5.0
>
>
>WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install
>SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife
>1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
>
>Best of luck,
>Tech Support ...
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WOW, that F'ing Great!!!
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I have seen a similar one a while back . Pretty good. Definitely runs true.
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Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5
LMAO NagNag 9.5....
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That'* more like a virus. And, although it does no real permanent damage, it is quite annoying.
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