There were three men who died and before God would let them into heaven, God gave them a chance to come back as anything they wanted.

The first guy said, " I want to come back as myself, but 100 times smarter."

So God made him 100 times smarter.

The second guy said, "I want to be better than that guy, make me 1000 times smarter."So God made him 1000 times smarter.

The last guy decided he would be the best. So he said, "God, make me better than both of them, make me 1,000,000 times smarter.

So God made him a woman.

well they do know everything. right

Nice knowing you buddy....

"A guy called the other night wanting to know if I wanted to buy a set of encyclopedias. I asked why? I'm already married"

It'* gonna be lonely around here w/o you two....

I knew this would spark a little fun. I can't wait til the women join in.
Just found this....
Men have more brain cells than women, study finds
http://www.christianparty.net/3billion.htm

But, those brain cells are wired completely differently. As an example...

I finally found the addendum to that article....

So true.....
My wife can't understand why I don't remember what size my girls wear, and I try to explain that I don't need to since she does, but you can't explain anything to a woman
Now I am jsut waiting for this...





I also found this one
Women talk three times as much as men, says study
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1879
And I quote"Women also speak more quickly, devote more brainpower to chit-chat - and actually get a buzz out of hearing their own voices, a new book suggests. "
Also in this article
Women spend eight years of their life shopping
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1879