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Old 03-28-2010, 07:42 PM   #1
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I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What'* the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.

'Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'
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hahahahahahaha that'* way too good!!!! Nice one Kev!
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Lmao!!!
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Ahh ahahaha. Good one.
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Thats a great one. LMAO.
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omfg that is priceless =]
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LOL! woww thats awesome
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That'* awesome Kev
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Now that'* got me giggling. Nice one!
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ROFL downright awesome. That'* exactly how my dad is.
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