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Old May 24, 2006 | 01:13 PM
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Problems with life in a cube farm


-Being told to "Think Outside the Box" when I'm in a @#$%? box all day!
-Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who is behind me.
-Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gunfire.
-That nagging feeling that if I just press the right button, I will get a piece of cheese.
-Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
-My walls are too close together for my hammock to work right.
-23 power cords, 1 outlet.
-Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.
-Can't slam the door when you quit and walk out
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Old May 24, 2006 | 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by MOS95B
Problems with life in a cube farm


-Being told to "Think Outside the Box" when I'm in a @#$%? box all day!
-Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who is behind me.
-Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gunfire.
-That nagging feeling that if I just press the right button, I will get a piece of cheese.
-Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
-My walls are too close together for my hammock to work right.
-23 power cords, 1 outlet.
-Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.
-Can't slam the door when you quit and walk out
- Increased difficulty hiding your solitaire game from the boss.
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Old May 24, 2006 | 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortehl
Originally Posted by MOS95B
Problems with life in a cube farm


-Being told to "Think Outside the Box" when I'm in a @#$%? box all day!
-Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who is behind me.
-Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gunfire.
-That nagging feeling that if I just press the right button, I will get a piece of cheese.
-Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
-My walls are too close together for my hammock to work right.
-23 power cords, 1 outlet.
-Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.
-Can't slam the door when you quit and walk out
- Increased difficulty hiding your solitaire game from the boss.
Turn your laptop screen in toward the opposing wall...and no..I don't play solitare all day. Can you guess what I do?
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Old May 24, 2006 | 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by BillBoost37
Originally Posted by Mortehl
Originally Posted by MOS95B
Problems with life in a cube farm


-Being told to "Think Outside the Box" when I'm in a @#$%? box all day!
-Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who is behind me.
-Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gunfire.
-That nagging feeling that if I just press the right button, I will get a piece of cheese.
-Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
-My walls are too close together for my hammock to work right.
-23 power cords, 1 outlet.
-Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.
-Can't slam the door when you quit and walk out
- Increased difficulty hiding your solitaire game from the boss.
Turn your laptop screen in toward the opposing wall...and no..I don't play solitare all day. Can you guess what I do?
You? I don't even wanna know....
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Old May 24, 2006 | 01:51 PM
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AAAhhhhhhhh... my life at work....

100% true.......
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Old May 24, 2006 | 02:05 PM
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Old May 24, 2006 | 02:17 PM
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hey theres me..............


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Old May 24, 2006 | 02:32 PM
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Default Re: Cubicle Troubles

Originally Posted by MOS95B
Problems with life in a cube farm


--Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who is behind me.
Okay- I send you one obscene email and this is the thanks I get for it. I thought you'd enjoy it. I sent it to Bill Wren also
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Old May 24, 2006 | 02:37 PM
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Have I been here that long? I know MOS has posted this b4. Still funny, though.
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Old May 24, 2006 | 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Originally Posted by MOS95B
Problems with life in a cube farm


--Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who is behind me.
Okay- I send you one obscene email and this is the thanks I get for it. I thought you'd enjoy it. I sent it to Bill Wren also
Ahem!
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