"Why is everyone staring at us?"

Bill: I hope he doesn't catch me checking out Jim'* rear end.
Geoff: I hope Bill can occupy Jim long enough to get those rims off his car and on mine.

Garb: Maybe my car is over here...?

not my caption BUT I'm not sure where pat came into this, that is DEFINATELY Garb in the background.

I have no idea who these guys are so but I'll submit my captions anyway.

Bald Guy: "If your hand is on my shoulder, then where is your other hand?"
Bearded Guy: "Wanna guess where?"

"I love you man...."
"Me too, man. Yer my besht friend.."

Me: I realize I'm wearing the girlie teal sweatshirt..but I thought you liked my sister
Geoff: I wanna steal Jim'* rims...but his car keeps leaving to bring Frankie cans of gas.

Garb: Why are there chunks of wood over here in the grass....next to a bonneville emblem?

did you just puke on my shirt?

Okay guys, I came up with a awesome one.

BIll: I think I"m going to puke, will you hold my hair back?"
Bearded Guy: "Umm, what hair?"

Bill - We have a code red, I just sharted

Geoff - What'* sharted mean??

Hol your head just like that.... Yep, I can see myself!!!