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Old 11-19-2004, 12:40 PM   #1
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: Broke is Broke


A little old lady answered a knock on the door one
day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young
man carrying a vacuum cleaner. Good morning," said
the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes
of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very
latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners. "Go away!"
said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and
she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash,
the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed
it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not
until you have at least seen my demonstration." And
with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto
her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not
remove all traces of this horse manure from your
carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.
"The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope
you've got a damned good appetite, because they cut
off my electricity this morning!
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Boston girls

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Connecticut, and bragged that he had
told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that
needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the
third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and
put
away.

The second man had married a woman from Iowa. He bragged that
he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes,
and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results,
but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the
dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Boston girl. He boasted that he told
her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn
mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said
the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see
anything,
but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a
little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the
dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.

Got to love those girls from Boston!
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LMAO!!! I love the second one especially....see what you boys get when you think you are the boss!!!
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Boston girls

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Connecticut, and bragged that he had
told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that
needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the
third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and
put
away.

The second man had married a woman from Iowa. He bragged that
he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes,
and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results,
but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the
dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Boston girl. He boasted that he told
her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn
mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said
the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see
anything,
but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a
little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the
dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.

Got to love those girls from Boston!
But my wife is from Minneapolis....
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LOL! Those are great!!
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haha I have seen the 2nd one before but Instead of a boston girl it was a girl from Michigan...haha
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haha I have seen the 2nd one before but Instead of a boston girl it was a girl from Michigan...haha
Oh yeah, definatly. Actually, I know it would be specifically this Michigan girl!
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That is so funny!!!
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