I am having a caption writer'* block.
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"while the owner'* away, the cat'* shall lay"

-or-


cat # 1-was that chicken or turkey.?
cat # 2- it was'nt beef.

That is interesting. Let'* see how many more I can get. The second one is well done.

Is it asleep, or passed out? lol

lets keep this family friendly :?

Yea...I kept it up there for about...15 seconds, before I thought better of it..lol.

"what the hell did i eat?"

This was taken on the bed of our guest room. Because you care to know, 3 toilet floods have taken out the hallway to my room, so I've been spending some time here. The bed is small.

And back to the semi-topic:
We seem to be on a food kind of thing right now. I was hoping for some alliteration, colloquialisms, or just random quotes that might be funny in most situations. Food is still fairly funny, though. No need to get away from that subject.

black cat--- pheew, lay off the sardine'*..


or


black cat---- dude, what did you eat,


or


mommy mommy i looked every where and my new hamster ran away.. meow