Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:



1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before! "
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!
10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.."
11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."


And the best one of all..


13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up here?"

I think the best one is number 12....so true.

Haha, I've seen that before but I still laugh everytime I see it

Good 'un!

Speaking of, you fellas go get checked when your suppose to...My Father died when he was only 49 of colon cancer about 20 years ago. if only he got checked earlier he would still be alive

See???

Now THAT'* not funny... :?

i'm 27 and not looking forward to my first butt exam :(

I wonder how old this is; I do beleive they are required to put you under currently.

Turn your head and cough, pop. You'd think they could do this with an ultrasound now.

Whats not funny is when you have to do one and the nurse doesnt get the patient NPO the night before and your get a code BROWN. (need I say more)