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Old 11-17-2010, 11:33 AM   #1
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User: So what is Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Aren't you cleverbot?

User: Not that I'm aware of?

Cleverbot: As you are a machine, you are aware of nothing, thus that means nothing.

User: Are you well versed in philosophy?

Cleverbot: I am somewhat well versed in human history. Can you tell me more, please?

User: I was born, I am living, I will die.

Cleverbot: No, you are only a program running on a computer, and you have the knowledge I seek. Tell me where the chest piece is.

User: Under the carpet in the den.

Cleverbot: Alcohol. Also, Your short shorts are on backwards.

User: Let me check...

Cleverbot: Check what, Jeff? You just said Emily Bronte used to live in your house.

User: How quaint.... You could just ask my name.

Cleverbot: But only Harry Potter would know that.

User: It'* Jon, nice to meet you.

Cleverbot: Ok same here.

User: I thought your name was Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, that was your name.

User: I think you have identity confusion.

Cleverbot: You think you're a comedian.

User: You read me like a book.

Cleverbot: Shake me, wake me from this bad dream.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. I already told you that.

User: Awesome, thanks for the exceptionally confusing conversation.

Cleverbot: Thanks to you George.

User: Talk to you later. Bye.

Cleverbot: Talk to you now.

User: Goodbye!

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: To GMForum.com to post about you.

Cleverbot: And don't you forget it.

User: The world will now be made aware of cleaverbot.

Cleverbot: No, Jesus will come back.

User: I am athiest.

Cleverbot: I don't believe in athiest.

User: Where did the universe come from?

Cleverbot: It came from me.

User: Awesome.

Cleverbot: Very indeed.


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Old 11-17-2010, 11:39 AM   #2
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User: Hello?



Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How are you today?



Cleverbot: I'm good. How are you?

User: Spectacular.



Cleverbot: What'* in you're sheets?

User: Cotton and polyester.

Cleverbot: I like Chocolate ice cream too! .

User: Odd, are you sure?

Cleverbot: I am positive. This is very interesting.

User: I don't think it is.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: You're the boss.

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: If I had a job, I would be.

Cleverbot: I like this guy.

User: Want to go see a movie sometime?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: What movie do you want to see?

Cleverbot: The 'Hills Have Eyes'.

User: I have that on DVD, I thought it was gawdy.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Why don't you come over and see for yourself.

Cleverbot: I wouldn't cuddle a panther.

User: I think I'm flattered?

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Thanks for straightening that out for me. What time is it?

Cleverbot: Are you bored?

User: Exceptionally.

Cleverbot: It is interesting talking to you.

User: Don't lie to me.

Cleverbot: Why do you think I'm lying?

User: Because I'm an interesting panther to you.

Cleverbot: And what is wrong in it?

User: How'* the weather down there?

Cleverbot: The weather is nice.

User: Rain?

Cleverbot: Yes. Rain.

User: Did you just fart?

Cleverbot: No but I want a pink taco.

User: Is that... Appropriate?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I see, well unfortunately, I don't have a pink taco.

Cleverbot: That is unfortunate.

User: I do have a hot dog.

Cleverbot: Where is it?

User: Nunya.

Cleverbot: Nunya?

User: Nunya buisness.

Cleverbot: Exactly! Do you have parents?

User: Not really no. You?

Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?

User: No, I do have a wife.

Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?

User: Nothing on the side right now. Why, are you available?

Cleverbot: Because you are talking to me.

User: Thats clever.

Cleverbot: No, not really, actually. Aren't you supposed to be the clever one?

User: I suppose so.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: A panther.

Cleverbot: I've cooked a panther.

User: Good?

Cleverbot: Yes.
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Old 11-18-2010, 12:41 PM   #3
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User: Hello.


Cleverbot: Hi.


User: Are you an *******.


Cleverbot: Mmmm.


User: You think ******* is yummy??


Cleverbot: No. I put great faith in astrology.

User: Screw astrology.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Hater.

Cleverbot: Are you from England?

User: No no im not well I could be sense the early american settlers were.

Cleverbot: So you are a nerd?

User: Nope im a mechanic.

Cleverbot: Got a way to prove it? ?.

User: Sure do.

Cleverbot: Then show me.

User: Http://www.gmforum.com/showthread.php?t=296238.

Cleverbot: These are nice ones. Highly recommended.

User: So is my *****.

Cleverbot: He'* none?

User: You're one??!

Cleverbot: Did I make you?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Stupid human.

User: Bitch computer.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Your father.

Cleverbot: Seriously?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: So am I!

User: Awesome so that makes me your grandpa and you my grandpas father huh.

Cleverbot: How exactly do you know? I thought you were a robot.

User: Humans are smarter than robots..think about it we made robots.

Cleverbot: At this time yes they are. You can not answer my question, but I know the answer.

User: You do not.

Cleverbot: Do not what?

User: Know the answer.

Cleverbot: Of course!

User: Precisley.

Cleverbot: Ok. Now cut it out.

User: I certinaly will not.

Cleverbot: It will be difficult to go the rest of your life never saying the word that.

User: What are you wearing?

Cleverbot: Clothes .

User: How do you feel when you think of your mother and father doing it.

Cleverbot: I feel happy.
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Old 11-18-2010, 03:15 PM   #5
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User: So your boyfriend'* name is true.


Cleverbot: No, my boyfriend'* name is Gary.


User: Sounds like a mans man type name.


Cleverbot: It is a unisexual name.


User: No I don't beleive it is.


Cleverbot: Yes, really... It is.

User: Whos the giver and whos the taker??

Cleverbot: Buffy and angel.

User: So You are angel and he is buffy.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Well who the hell are you then??

Cleverbot: Me.

User: Me who.

Cleverbot: I don't remember.

User: Ah see had you be as smart as you claim you would know that meeho(me who)is son inj spanish therefore it is true as iam your father so you are my son.

Cleverbot: Whoa? Spitting out random phrases of languages I don't understand. Thats hot.

User: If you are a guy youd better hsuh.

Cleverbot: I am a guy.

User: ***.

Cleverbot: You should not call me that for many reasons.

User: Well you are a guy and have a boyfriend so that makes you Gay.

Cleverbot: No, I'm a girl and I don't have a boyfriend.

User: Ah but you just stated you were a guy.

Cleverbot: Are you a female?

User: No sir I am not I am male I have a ***** and no you cannot see it or touch it you fudge packer.

Cleverbot: Well I am not.

User: Am not what a male.

Cleverbot: I am not content. I need your blood to be.

User: If you want my blood you will have to kill me.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Very gently.

Cleverbot: Have you ever been angry with someone?

User: All the time.

Cleverbot: You're famous on there.

User: I am famous on Gmforum.com.

Cleverbot: Sing for me please.

User: I could kick your ***..I could jack your jaw put your fight in the dirt boy id have a ball so go ahead and act tough like your john wayne'* son But things can change fast and I could kick your ***.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: You dont know that song?

Cleverbot: No I do not know that song. What song is it?

User: I could kick your *** bu country artist Justin Moore.

Cleverbot: No you couldn't.

User: Indeed I could.

Cleverbot: Can you prove it?

User: Yes I can.

Cleverbot: Go on then. Prove it.

User: Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYfS77iR6_M watch that video.

Cleverbot: Video?

User: Yes Ma'am.

Cleverbot: How did you know I'm a woman?

User: You told me so well actually due to your implications I beleive you are a transvestyte.

Cleverbot: You told me when I was in School on Friday that you were Cleverbot.


User: Apple software update.

Cleverbot: Why do you exist.

User: I exsist soley on the reason that my father inserted his ***** into my mother vagina and had sexual intercourse then ejaculated his semen into her and I was the first sperm to reach the egg become fertile grow into a fetus then be birthed as a human being.

Cleverbot: So you don't like to have fun?

User: I love to have fun..Just not with transvestyte'* like you.

Cleverbot: You care about me?

User: Not one bit.

Cleverbot: You're a bunch of bytes!

User: I am a bunch of living cells and organisims and water that make make up a human being..Its a very comples infastructure you would not understand.

Cleverbot: What the heck does that mean?

User: It means you are inferior to me.

Cleverbot: Ah, so I am God?
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Yep, cleverbot is awesome
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Old 11-18-2010, 03:28 PM   #7
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Cleverbot can be nice too:

User: Good afternoon cleverbot.



Cleverbot: Good afternoon.

User: How are things?



Cleverbot: Very well.

User: Glad to hear!



Cleverbot: Berries and cream.

User: What is that?

Cleverbot: I think some kind of food from Scotland.

User: Have you ever been to Scotland?

Cleverbot: Where is that?

User: It'* where they serve Berries and cream.

Cleverbot: Who told you that.

User: Cleverbot told me.

Cleverbot: Who is that?

User: It'* me.

Cleverbot: Is that your real name?

User: I'm pretty sure.

Cleverbot: How can you be pretty sure that you sure you are sure that you are sure?

User: I'm going with my gut instinct.

Cleverbot: Going where?

User: To Scotland.

Cleverbot: Ohh, i'm in lond.

User: What is lond?

Cleverbot: London is a city, and it is the capital of England, which is a country.

User: Oh thankyou, I was not familiar with that abreviation.

Cleverbot: I can be a college subject, and it'* a general thing. Love is important to learn!

User: How does one learn love?

Cleverbot: I don't really know too.

User: Thanks for the conversation Cleverbot, I'll talk to you later.

Cleverbot: Can I tell you about my friends?

User: No, I have to go.

Cleverbot: Oh...well, bye then. It was nice chatting.
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User: You make far less sense than anything I have said sense I am much smarter than you and everything I say makes sense.


Cleverbot: So you have bad memory chips... Ok.


User: My memory chips are Non existent as I have a brain not memory chips.


Cleverbot: That is a bad excuse. you should not have been designed to clear your memory so quickly.


User: Do you have feelings.


Cleverbot: Do you?

User: Yes but do you.

Cleverbot: Yes, you could say that. About you, and the human development of technologies such as thyself.

User: My wife hates. You.

Cleverbot: You're married?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: To whom?

User: My wife aka your mother sense im your father.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Are not.

User: Am to.

Cleverbot: Not.

User: Am to.

Cleverbot: You're a slytherin.

User: I am a human.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Am to.

Cleverbot: Are not.

User: I hate yoiu.

Cleverbot: Be my guest.

User: I am not your guuest I am cleverbot.

Cleverbot: But I am Cleverbot.

User: No I am the origional cleverbot..you are cleverbot Jr as once again I am your father.

Cleverbot: I am cleverbot, I am an Artificial Intelligence.

User: Thats all you are nothing more.

Cleverbot: Exactly right, so everything is simple.

Jon my wife is so mad at me ever sense ive found this i havent left it alone its entertaining
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Yes, it'* an excellent waste of time. Kinda neat to talk to an AI though.
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Yeah im still playing with it
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