Always wear clean underwear in public,
especially when working under your vehicle.
From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes
this story of a Crestview couple who drove their
car to Walmart, only to have their car break down
in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on
with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.
The wife returned later to see a small group of
people near the car. On closer inspection,
she saw a pair of male legs protruding from
under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts,
his lack of underwear turned private parts into
glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the
embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,
quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked
everything back into place. On regaining her feet,
she looked across the hood and found herself
staring at her husband who was standing idly by.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

Myth and urban legend, but still funny.

Not to mention repost

Dudes, it is still a funny joke!! Geesh