I was just returning from my garage to the house and I heard some noises from half a block away on a major street:

Fart can and a DINKY turbo lighting up with little tire squeaks at ALMOST the same time.
Ricey motors winding up to high rpm'*...........




























SCRAPING AND CRUNCHING.
Tires squealing.






I'd go out there, but I'm wearing shorts, just got out of a hot shower, and it'* COLD outside.

Someone lost control of his ricebox and did a little rubbin'.

I think his oversized bumper ate a curb.