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Old 07-27-2006, 02:41 PM   #1
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CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
Heanswers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused,
"Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

He answers, " You see, it'* like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it'* sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.

So, I figure if I have to roll my own so does she.
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I like it!! Bet he'* sleeping on the couch too.
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