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Old 06-07-2004, 04:44 AM   #1
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Default Church Squirrels

There were three country churches in a small Montana town:

The Presbyterian church, the Lutheran church and the Catholic church. Each church
was overrun with pesky squirrels.

One day, the Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about the
squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they determined that the squirrels
were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God'* divine will.

The Catholic group got together and decided that they were not in a position to harm
any of God'* creations. So, they humanely trapped the squirrels and set them free a
few miles outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.

It was only the Lutherans who were able to come up with the best and most effective
solution. They baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the church.

Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.
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hahahahahahahahahaha Good one!!
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