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A pompous minister was seated next to a hillbilly on
a flight across the country. After the plane was
airborne, drink orders were taken. The hillbilly
asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and
placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the minister if he
would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd
rather be savagely rap~ed by brazen who~res than let
liquor touch these lips."
The hillbilly then handed his drink back to the
flight attendant and said, "Crap, me too. I didn't
know we had a choice!"
a flight across the country. After the plane was
airborne, drink orders were taken. The hillbilly
asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and
placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the minister if he
would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd
rather be savagely rap~ed by brazen who~res than let
liquor touch these lips."
The hillbilly then handed his drink back to the
flight attendant and said, "Crap, me too. I didn't
know we had a choice!"
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Originally Posted by MOS95B
Originally Posted by gxp rules
well they do and I got proff 
And the pot calling the kettle black is too clever!
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Alright jeeeeeeeeeez ya guys are killing ME. So I AM a beer drinkin redneck with too much time on my hands 
I feel like an unwanted redneck redhaired stepchild with a target on my back! THREAD JACKERS!!! POST ******!!! j/k...were'd dit I leaf ma beear Ma!, I mean Aunt Soophie.
I feel like an unwanted redneck redhaired stepchild with a target on my back! THREAD JACKERS!!! POST ******!!! j/k...were'd dit I leaf ma beear Ma!, I mean Aunt Soophie.
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