Cheating Husband?
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Cheating Husband?
A woman suspects her husband is cheating on her. One day she calls home and a strange woman answers.
Wife: Who is this?
Maid: This is the maid.
Wife: We don't have a maid.
Maid: I was hired this morning by the man of the house.
Wife: Well, this is his wife. Is he there?
MAID: He'* upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I assumed was his wife.
The wife is fuming. She says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?
MAID: Of course! What will I have to do?
WIFE: I want you to take my gun from the desk and shoot him and the woman he'* with.
The maid puts the phone down. The wife hears footsteps, then gunshots, then more footsteps.
MAID: What do I do with the bodies?
WIFE: Just drag them out and throw them in the swimming pool.
MAID: There'* no pool here.
A long pause.
WIFE: Is this 832-4821?
Wife: Who is this?
Maid: This is the maid.
Wife: We don't have a maid.
Maid: I was hired this morning by the man of the house.
Wife: Well, this is his wife. Is he there?
MAID: He'* upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I assumed was his wife.
The wife is fuming. She says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?
MAID: Of course! What will I have to do?
WIFE: I want you to take my gun from the desk and shoot him and the woman he'* with.
The maid puts the phone down. The wife hears footsteps, then gunshots, then more footsteps.
MAID: What do I do with the bodies?
WIFE: Just drag them out and throw them in the swimming pool.
MAID: There'* no pool here.
A long pause.
WIFE: Is this 832-4821?
LMFAO!!!
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Originally Posted by Maymybonneliveforever
Originally Posted by sonoma_zr2
the sad/frightening part is a women would actually do this!
OUCH!
Like a man wouldn't do the same thing??? 
Jealousy knows no gender.
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Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Originally Posted by Maymybonneliveforever
Originally Posted by sonoma_zr2
the sad/frightening part is a women would actually do this!
OUCH!
Like a man wouldn't do the same thing??? Jealousy knows no gender.
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From: Rochester, NY (college)
Originally Posted by sonoma_zr2
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Originally Posted by Maymybonneliveforever
Originally Posted by sonoma_zr2
the sad/frightening part is a women would actually do this!
OUCH!
Like a man wouldn't do the same thing??? Jealousy knows no gender.
jealousy make know both sexs but knows women better
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Originally Posted by sonoma_zr2
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Originally Posted by Maymybonneliveforever
Originally Posted by sonoma_zr2
the sad/frightening part is a women would actually do this!
OUCH!
Like a man wouldn't do the same thing??? Jealousy knows no gender.
sad but true!