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Old 06-29-2006, 02:26 PM
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A woman suspects her husband is cheating on her. One day she calls home and a strange woman answers.


Wife: Who is this?

Maid: This is the maid.

Wife: We don't have a maid.

Maid: I was hired this morning by the man of the house.

Wife: Well, this is his wife. Is he there?

MAID: He'* upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I assumed was his wife.

The wife is fuming. She says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?

MAID: Of course! What will I have to do?

WIFE: I want you to take my gun from the desk and shoot him and the woman he'* with.

The maid puts the phone down. The wife hears footsteps, then gunshots, then more footsteps.


MAID: What do I do with the bodies?

WIFE: Just drag them out and throw them in the swimming pool.

MAID: There'* no pool here.

A long pause.

WIFE: Is this 832-4821?
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This is prob how she looked on the phone LMFAO!!!
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Priceless!!!
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lol!!!!!! ROFL!!!! that is funny
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the sad/frightening part is a women would actually do this!
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Originally Posted by sonoma_zr2
the sad/frightening part is a women would actually do this!

OUCH!
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Originally Posted by Maymybonneliveforever
Originally Posted by sonoma_zr2
the sad/frightening part is a women would actually do this!

OUCH!
prove it Like a man wouldn't do the same thing??? Jealousy knows no gender.
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Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Originally Posted by Maymybonneliveforever
Originally Posted by sonoma_zr2
the sad/frightening part is a women would actually do this!

OUCH!
prove it Like a man wouldn't do the same thing??? Jealousy knows no gender.
a man might make the call, order the killing, but a women would make the call to the wrong place
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Originally Posted by sonoma_zr2
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Originally Posted by Maymybonneliveforever
Originally Posted by sonoma_zr2
the sad/frightening part is a women would actually do this!

OUCH!
prove it Like a man wouldn't do the same thing??? Jealousy knows no gender.
a man might make the call, order the killing, but a women would make the call to the wrong place


jealousy make know both sexs but knows women better
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Originally Posted by sonoma_zr2
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Originally Posted by Maymybonneliveforever
Originally Posted by sonoma_zr2
the sad/frightening part is a women would actually do this!

OUCH!
prove it Like a man wouldn't do the same thing??? Jealousy knows no gender.
a man might make the call, order the killing, but a women would make the call to the wrong place
HAHA!!! sad but true!
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