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Old Feb 9, 2011 | 01:09 AM
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Great. We finally taught the machines that meat is a useful source of power.

While we're still a long way from robots that eat people (I'm told), we do have several proof-of-concepts: a lamp that'* powered by flies, and a coffee table that turns mice into electricity.

I can't wait for this technology to appear in hybrids' windshields. Drive into five bugs, gain 0.0001 mpg.
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Old Feb 9, 2011 | 02:47 AM
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Those are for people in africa
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Old Feb 9, 2011 | 06:59 AM
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Finally, something the left can get behind.
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Old Feb 9, 2011 | 09:32 AM
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Hmmmm, if five bugs weighing much less than a gram, gain 0.0001 mpg; I wonder what a 250 Lb. cheeseburger fattened emo child would get ya..... Off to design a emo gulping "cow catcher" for the GXP.

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Old Feb 9, 2011 | 09:52 AM
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THATS A HUUUUGGGEEE BITCH!!! hahaha

Lol quote from a movie..that a big ole emo girl kinda scary
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Old Feb 10, 2011 | 12:45 AM
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Let'* stick with flies and mice, V. We don't want the machines to discover that human flesh is delicious and a good source of power.
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