How'* about we get a caption contest going?

For those who don't know the drill, it'* simple. There is 1 picture posted, and everyone follows with a funny/witting caption for the picture.
No voting for yourself.
One caption per poster.
Voting will begin after 7 days or if the majority of people posted.



May the best sense of humor win.

I have to change mine.

I cought a fish and it was this big

nnnnooooooo i dont wanna hug grandma, she smells like a pellican

Among their belongings, Katrina victims left behind trampolines.

You thought the gulls were menacing, Your Azz is MINE!!!!

Awww, I thought your first one was funnier, would have had my vote for making me laugh LOL.

This seems to be popular, so maybe it'll become a weekly thing?

Come on...I can take you with one wing tied behind my back!

I mean loosing all this weight was great but geez look at the bat wings it left on me

How you expect me to carry that kid he'* like....THIS BIG!!!

HEY GUYS!!! I FOUND THE BIRDWATCHER!!!! HES OVER HERE!!! GET EM!!!

*wonders what Dans original comment was*