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Old 10-09-2007, 10:52 AM   #1
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>CANADIAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART
> > >(all temperatures in Fahrenheit)
> > >
> > >70 ABOVE
> > >Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal
>underwear.
> > >People in Canada go swimming in the Lakes. <---this is 100% Accurate
> > >
> > >
> > >60 ABOVE
> > >North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
> > >People in Canada plant gardens. <-------60 is warm..this is ALSO True
> > >
> > >50 ABOVE
> > >Californian'* shiver uncontrollably.
> > >People in Canada sunbathe. <------First good Thaw of the year, this is True
> > >
> > >40 ABOVE
> > >Italian and English cars won't start.
> > >People in Canada drive with the windows down. <-----i kid you not, this is accurate
> > >
> > >32 ABOVE
> > >Distilled water freezes.
> > >Lake Superior'* water gets thicker. <----My Ontario Friends would know
> > >
> > >20 ABOVE
> > >Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves,
>and woolly hats.
> > >People in Canada throw on a flannel shirt. <----Or an Oilers Jersey
> > >
> > >15 ABOVE
> > >Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
> > >People in Canada have the last cookout before it <--untrue, barbequed in -20
>gets cold.
> > >
> > >0 DEGREES
> > >People in Miami all die........
> > >Canadians lick the flagpole. <--this hurts alot
> > >
> > >20 BELOW
> > >Californians fly away to Mexico
> > >People in Canada get out their winter coats. <---Usually out by 0 F...
> > >
> > >40 BELOW
> > >Hollywood disintegrates.
> > >The Girl Guides of Canada are selling cookies door <--Yuppers! 40lbs of clothing on
>to door.
> > >
> > >60 BELOW
> > >Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
> > >Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival"
>classes until it gets
>cold
> > enough.
> > >
> > >80 BELOW
> > >Mt. St. Helen'* freezes.
> > >People in Canada rent some videos.
> > >
> > >100 BELOW
> > >Santa Claus abandons the North Pole
> > >Canadians get frustrated because they can't thaw
>the keg.
> > >
> > >297 BELOW
> > >Microbial life no longer survives on dairy
>products.
> > >Cows in Canada complain about farmers with cold
>hands.
> > >
> > >460 BELOW
> > >ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the
>Kelvin scale).
> > >People in Canada start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
>
> > >
> > >500 BELOW
> > >Hell freezes over.
> > >The Americans win a gold medal in hockey.
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HA, the last one was the best
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hey what about the true fact that 40 below Canadians are still drinking slurpees and walking down the sidewalk (At least in Winnipeg, Slurpee Capital of the World 6 times in a row(or more I lost count))
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