>CANADIAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART
> > >(all temperatures in Fahrenheit)
> > >
> > >70 ABOVE
> > >Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal
>underwear.
> > >People in Canada go swimming in the Lakes. <---this is 100% Accurate
> > >
> > >
> > >60 ABOVE
> > >North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
> > >People in Canada plant gardens. <-------60 is warm..this is ALSO True
> > >
> > >50 ABOVE
> > >Californian'* shiver uncontrollably.
> > >People in Canada sunbathe. <------First good Thaw of the year, this is True
> > >
> > >40 ABOVE
> > >Italian and English cars won't start.
> > >People in Canada drive with the windows down. <-----i kid you not, this is accurate
> > >
> > >32 ABOVE
> > >Distilled water freezes.
> > >Lake Superior'* water gets thicker. <----My Ontario Friends would know
> > >
> > >20 ABOVE
> > >Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves,
>and woolly hats.
> > >People in Canada throw on a flannel shirt. <----Or an Oilers Jersey
> > >
> > >15 ABOVE
> > >Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
> > >People in Canada have the last cookout before it <--untrue, barbequed in -20
>gets cold.
> > >
> > >0 DEGREES
> > >People in Miami all die........
> > >Canadians lick the flagpole. <--this hurts alot
> > >
> > >20 BELOW
> > >Californians fly away to Mexico
> > >People in Canada get out their winter coats. <---Usually out by 0 F...
> > >
> > >40 BELOW
> > >Hollywood disintegrates.
> > >The Girl Guides of Canada are selling cookies door <--Yuppers! 40lbs of clothing on
>to door.
> > >
> > >60 BELOW
> > >Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
> > >Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival"
>classes until it gets
>cold
> > enough.
> > >
> > >80 BELOW
> > >Mt. St. Helen'* freezes.
> > >People in Canada rent some videos.
> > >
> > >100 BELOW
> > >Santa Claus abandons the North Pole
> > >Canadians get frustrated because they can't thaw
>the keg.
> > >
> > >297 BELOW
> > >Microbial life no longer survives on dairy
>products.
> > >Cows in Canada complain about farmers with cold
>hands.
> > >
> > >460 BELOW
> > >ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the
>Kelvin scale).
> > >People in Canada start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
>
> > >
> > >500 BELOW
> > >Hell freezes over.
> > >The Americans win a gold medal in hockey.

HA, the last one was the best

hey what about the true fact that 40 below Canadians are still drinking slurpees and walking down the sidewalk (At least in Winnipeg, Slurpee Capital of the World 6 times in a row(or more I lost count))