Buy my Avalanche

LOL, I just found this online last week. Somebody buy it!

Umm, no thanks. I rode in my neighbor'* Avalanche, and it was not good, at all.

Surrrrrre, just paypal me the 21K and I'll get right on that

What was wrong with it? Mine was so smooth and nice. Couldn't feel a single bump.

no thanks only 2wd

if i have a truck unless its like a hot rod or something..it better be 4x4

Thats riiigghhtt

Well, that. Plus, it was very squeaky and rattely, plus the seats were uncomfortable, and I guess I'm biased when it comes to trucks, I'm more of a Ford person.

Whats so Rare about it?

That thing was very capable for a 2WD I'll tell ya what. Before I had it painted I took it offroad a few times and was unable to get stuck. Also, I bet that AV was fairly used. This one is not. It had no squeaks, rattles, jumps, bumps or anything. It was awesomely comfortable inside too. Took it on many road trips.
I'm guessing they are talking about the paintjob, since I had it painted that way.

Wish I hadn't sold it, but it was an expensive beast. $400 a month + $200 a month for gas. I really only save on the car payment with the Bonne now, gas is about the same.