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Old 02-07-2006, 07:27 PM   #1
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I checked into a hotel on a business trip recently and was a bit
lonely, so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see
advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on
my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely
girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all
the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all
the way up to her butt. You know the kind. So I'm in my room and figure,
what the heck, I'll give her a call.

"Hello?" the woman says. Oh man, she sounded sexy!

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my
room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm
in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want
it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long!
You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got
in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night. Tie me up,
wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything
you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"

She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need
to press 9."
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So.......

Didi you invite the operator up?????
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gumball, you always have the greatest jokes
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