President Bush and Osama bin Laden decided to settle the war on
terrorism with one decisive dog fight. Each side would have 5 years to
breed the best fighting dog in the world. Whichever side'* dog won would
be entitled to dominate the world.

Osama'* people found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler
female dogs in the world and bred them with the most ferocious Siberian
wolves. They selected the biggest and strongest puppy from each litter,
then removed all of its siblings, which gave the one remaining puppy all
the milk.

After 5 years of breeding and re-breeding, they came up with the most
violent, aggressive dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel
bars that were 5" thick.

On the day of the decisive fight, Bush showed up with a strange looking
animal, - a 9 foot long Dachshund. Coalition representatives were
dismayed. Everyone felt sorry for Bush because there was no way that
this dog could possibly last even 10 seconds in a fight against bin
Laden'* fearsome beast.

When the cages were opened, the Dachshund slowly waddled towards bin
Laden'* dog. Osama'* dog snarled, leaped out of its cage and charged
the American Dachshund---but when it got close enough to bite, the
Dachshund opened its mouth and consumed Osama'* dog in a single
violent attack. Nothing was left of the terrorist'* dog.

Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief. "We don't
understand how this could have happened.
We had our best people working for 5 years with the largest, meanest
Dobermans and Rottweilers and the most aggressive Siberian wolves."
"That'* nothing," said Bush. "We had Michael Jackson'* plastic surgeons
working for 5 years to make that alligator look like a weenie dog.

Nice

Good!

I actually "laughed out loud" on that one...

Good One!