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Old 10-10-2003, 09:33 PM   #1
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"Well ya see it'* like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo.
And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and Weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health
of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks The slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the Brain a faster and more efficient machine.
That'* why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

By the Morning I'll be a genius :P
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That is very true
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I must have had a LOT of weak brain cells because my IQ is still 120
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Just one more good reason to be an alky. Thanks
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I've actually used that to explain my habits to my kids
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Great. Will'* looking out for America'* future....
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Just kidding

I'm not drinking at all for awhile. Getting ready for surgery later this month. I'll have one beer a day afterwards, as it actually promotes bone growth. Better than milk in that regard, actually. There'* a little trivia for ya.
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I knew about beer and bone....

Oh BONE!!! Geez, what was I thinking?
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