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Old 10-12-2007, 01:50 PM   #1
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A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky
clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you
have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The
biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over
anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the
bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will
nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me
to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think
of something that could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I
wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels
inside, what she'* thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she
cries, what she means when she says nothing'* wrong, and how I can make a
Woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want that Bridge two lanes or four?"
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I've read this one before.... but..... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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