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Old Dec 4, 2006 | 05:09 PM
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A woman and a baby were in the doctor'* examining room,
waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby'* first exam.

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his
weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was
breast-fed or bottle-fed?

"Breast-fed,"she replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and
rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and
detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed The doctor said,
"No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any
milk."

"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came
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Old Dec 4, 2006 | 05:13 PM
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ohh dear god
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Old Dec 4, 2006 | 06:27 PM
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Old Dec 4, 2006 | 06:27 PM
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She really came or was she brathing heavy? lol
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Old Dec 4, 2006 | 08:22 PM
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****Just sitting here waiting for someone to call "repost"

Not that I have ever read it before though
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Old Dec 4, 2006 | 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted by BLACK94SSEi
She really came or was she brathing heavy? lol
sorry Bandit i dont understand what your trying to say.....

anyway....pretty funny...wonder if she was hot
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Old Dec 4, 2006 | 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted by 1993 SLE
Originally Posted by BLACK94SSEi
She really came or was she brathing heavy? lol
sorry Bandit i dont understand what your trying to say.....

anyway....pretty funny...wonder if she was hot
That wasn't Bandit

I'm guesing a young looking grandma
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Old Dec 4, 2006 | 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Cheetah
Originally Posted by 1993 SLE
Originally Posted by BLACK94SSEi
She really came or was she brathing heavy? lol
sorry Bandit i dont understand what your trying to say.....

anyway....pretty funny...wonder if she was hot
That wasn't Bandit

I'm guesing a young looking grandma
Greg i realize that it wasnt Bandit....but the way he wrote that post it sure seemed like it
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Old Dec 4, 2006 | 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted by BLACK94SSEi
She really came or was she brathing heavy? lol

I understood this
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Old Dec 4, 2006 | 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by crzydmnd72
****Just sitting here waiting for someone to call "repost"

Not that I have ever read it before though
Yeah, c'mon guys, even if it isn't a repost. :P
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