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Old 12-04-2006, 06:09 PM   #1
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A woman and a baby were in the doctor'* examining room,
waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby'* first exam.

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his
weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was
breast-fed or bottle-fed?

"Breast-fed,"she replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and
rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and
detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed The doctor said,
"No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any
milk."

"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came
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She really came or was she brathing heavy? lol
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****Just sitting here waiting for someone to call "repost"

Not that I have ever read it before though
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She really came or was she brathing heavy? lol
sorry Bandit i dont understand what your trying to say.....

anyway....pretty funny...wonder if she was hot
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She really came or was she brathing heavy? lol
sorry Bandit i dont understand what your trying to say.....

anyway....pretty funny...wonder if she was hot
That wasn't Bandit

I'm guesing a young looking grandma
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She really came or was she brathing heavy? lol
sorry Bandit i dont understand what your trying to say.....

anyway....pretty funny...wonder if she was hot
That wasn't Bandit

I'm guesing a young looking grandma
Greg i realize that it wasnt Bandit....but the way he wrote that post it sure seemed like it
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She really came or was she brathing heavy? lol

I understood this
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****Just sitting here waiting for someone to call "repost"

Not that I have ever read it before though
Yeah, c'mon guys, even if it isn't a repost. :P
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