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Old 08-28-2006, 09:25 AM   #1
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Many people find it difficult to find the correct means to end a relationship. To help those poor souls in their endeavor to free themselves of the bonds of dating, I have put together this do-it-yourself break-up letter.

Simply fill in the blanks, print it off, and send it away to your intended recipient.

Note: If he/she gets incredibly pissed, I am not responsible. Don't blame me for the ****storm you bring down by using a break-up letter you found on the internet.


Dear ____________,

It is with a heavy heart that I type these lines. Recently, I have noticed that you have grown ____________.

Sometimes you make me feel like ____________ my ____________. But alas, you are simply a ____________.

If it lessens the pain at all, you might be interested to know that I ____________your ____________.

Often. That'* no lie.

Please try to remember the good times. Don't dwell on ____________.

I will always cherish the way you would ____________my ____________ever so lovingly.

Ah...memories!

But that time is past. Now you must move on and ____________your ____________for the future.

Thanks.

Sincerely,
____________


P.*. Please don't forget to ____________
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At least it isn't in text message form
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I can think of a number of ways to fill those blanks that are pretty hilarious, but most are somewhat R-rated.....

...I can't help it.....
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I can think of a number of ways to fill those blanks that are pretty hilarious, but most are somewhat R-rated.....

...I can't help it.....
There is no help for you :P I can only imagine what you'd write.
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I can think of a number of ways to fill those blanks that are pretty hilarious, but most are somewhat R-rated.....

...I can't help it.....
There is no help for you :P I can only imagine what you'd write.
I'll just bet you can...
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Lash, you should write me a break-up letter. I'm just curious to see what you'd put now.
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Lash, you should write me a break-up letter. I'm just curious to see what you'd put now.
This is NOT that kind of site!!
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It'* really sad that we had to break up, really....

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You broke my heart, Lash!

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