http://www.brawndo.com

Joe: "For the last time, I'm pretty sure what'* killing the crops is this Brawndo stuff."
Secretary of State: "But Brawndo'* got what plants crave. It'* got electrolytes."
Attorney General (Sara Rue): "So wait a minute. What you're saying is that you want us to put water on the crops."
Joe: "Yes."
Attorney General: "Water. Like out the toilet?"
Joe: "Well, I mean, it doesn't have to be out of the toilet, but, yeah, that'* the idea."
Secretary of State: "But Brawndo'* got what plants crave."
Attorney General: "It'* got electrolytes."
Joe: "Okay, look. The plants aren't growing, so I'm pretty sure that the Brawndo'* not working. Now, I'm no botanist, but I do know that if you put water on plants, they grow."
Secretary of Energy (Brendan Hill): "Well, I've never seen no plants grow out of no toilet."
Secretary of State: "Hey, that'* good. You sure you ain't the smartest guy in the world?"
Joe: "Okay, look. You wanna solve this problem. I wanna get my pardon. So why don't we just try it, okay, and not worry about what plants crave?"
Attorney General: "Brawndo'* got what plants crave."
Secretary of Energy: "Yeah, it'* got electrolytes."
Joe: "What are electrolytes? Do you even know?"
Secretary of State: "It'* what they use to make Brawndo."
Joe: "Yeah, but why do they use them to make Brawndo?"
Secretary of Defense: "'Cause Brawndo'* got electrolytes."

a gradual dumbing down of the human race.... The end is near lol..... idiocracy FTW Brawndo FTL the funny thing is i watched idiocracy last night lol

i just started watching that movie... if is F'N HILARIOUS!!! 'you like money AND lattes too? you're starting to trip me out!!' hahahaha. and lmao to the fuddruckers....

Yea, I saw this a few days ago...and the company is in my hometown...

Brawndo Hydration Facility
Electrolyte Research Division

Redux Beverages
41120 Elm Street
Suite H203
Murrieta, CA 92562

I should go down and buy some. Maybe I can ship one out to each of the BC members that want one.

LOL. That video is classic. wtf.

I hang my head in shame.....

Unaware of what year it was, Joe wandered the streets, desperate for help. But the English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valley girl, inner-city slang and various grunts.

Well, don't wanna sound like a dick or nothin', but, uh, it says on your chart that you're fu**ed up. Uh, you talk like a f*g, and your sh*t'* all retarded. What I do is just like, like, you know... like, you know what I mean? Like--

Go away, 'batin'!

one of the best 5 movies of all time.


Order Number: 23

I have it on ebay:


http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...m=320194730330

Reminds me of power thirst!

http://www.bonnevilleclub.com/forum/...ht=powerthirst

Except Brawndo is real!

its great.