bought some new shoes tonight.
and following is the conversation i had with my fiance:
ah. i love her. things to note: she wasnt concerned about how much money i had until i informed her that the purchase was for me. and she called me sexist after saying that I sounded like a woman. we didnt end up watching a movie, i watched some football (pats v. eagles) then some guitar hero, and now buffy the vampyr slayer.
Originally Posted by An actual conversation
Nancy (upon seeing the Kohl'* bag I was carrying): Welcome home! What is that? What did you buy me?
Me: Nothing. I bought this for me.
Nancy: But you don't have any money!
Me: They're good dress shoes for seven dollars and a penny.
Nancy: Well, how do they feel?
Me: What are you talking about? I didn't try them on.
Nancy: Then how do you know they're comfortable?!
Me: For seven dollars and a penny, they will be comfortable.
Nancy: You sound like a woman.
Me: No, if I sounded like a woman I would have said something to the effect of: "well, i bought a pair of shoes today but im not sure if i like them. im not even sure if i have anything to wear them with, but i tried on about thirty pairs of shoes and didnt bother to put any of them back where i found them. i thought about going to pennys and seeing what they had on sale but then i realised that i might not be able to get up early enough to get my nails done before i had to go to the neighborhood watch meeting tomorrow. i still dont know if i like them i think i might return them tomorrow."
Nancy: sexist pig.
Me: shut up before i lock you in the closet.
Nancy: want to watch a movie?
Me: Nothing. I bought this for me.
Nancy: But you don't have any money!
Me: They're good dress shoes for seven dollars and a penny.
Nancy: Well, how do they feel?
Me: What are you talking about? I didn't try them on.
Nancy: Then how do you know they're comfortable?!
Me: For seven dollars and a penny, they will be comfortable.
Nancy: You sound like a woman.
Me: No, if I sounded like a woman I would have said something to the effect of: "well, i bought a pair of shoes today but im not sure if i like them. im not even sure if i have anything to wear them with, but i tried on about thirty pairs of shoes and didnt bother to put any of them back where i found them. i thought about going to pennys and seeing what they had on sale but then i realised that i might not be able to get up early enough to get my nails done before i had to go to the neighborhood watch meeting tomorrow. i still dont know if i like them i think i might return them tomorrow."
Nancy: sexist pig.
Me: shut up before i lock you in the closet.
Nancy: want to watch a movie?
ah. i love her. things to note: she wasnt concerned about how much money i had until i informed her that the purchase was for me. and she called me sexist after saying that I sounded like a woman. we didnt end up watching a movie, i watched some football (pats v. eagles) then some guitar hero, and now buffy the vampyr slayer.
Originally Posted by jwakamud
Originally Posted by tallbump
Sounds like your fiance is pretty cool.
Definitely think she is a keeper.
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